I Vote for a Flat Earth

Wouldn’t it be nice if the earth were indeed flat and the sun moved around it? If that bygone belief were true, we wouldn’t have known jetlag! There would be no time zones; no one would miscalculate time difference and call us at 4 in the morning; and there would be no need to stay up just to talk to someone half a world away. To have a globe as home is cute and all but very inconvenient. Can't we work on flattening it a bit?