Example of Truth in Advertisement

I have always thought Dasani water tastes awful and now I know why. It is because of the very informative TV Ads the company runs: some guy says something stupid about a woman, and the comment is then transmitted through five guys to sound insincere to the addressee. The five plastic looking buys are supposed to represent the five stage of filtering Coca-Cola uses to make the bottled water. I can only deduce then that the dirty words first uttered in the ads represent the source water they use and the clearer but equally unpalatable words at the end represent the water we buy. This explains everything doesn’t it? They start with disgusting water and run it through crude filter to give us poor and artificial tasting water. Food inspection agencies all over the world should investigate the source of Dasani water. The water may very well be coming from oil field run-offs, seeing how greasy the guys are in those ads. I have always hoped that advertisements would tell the truth. I just never expected that they would be so honest about it. Kudos to Coca-Cola.