Saturday, August 27, 2005

Home WMD

House cleaning these days uses more WMD then Saddam Hussein ever processed. Once upon a time, not too long ago, house cleaning products consisted of water, soap, and maybe a little vinegar or soda. Nothing that can be deemed hazardous to human life, only the dirt. These days whenever I pour some cleanser or squeeze the trigger of a spray bottle, my respirary system reacts like I were in a gas chamber. I am not sure if they are trying to clean for me or to clean me from my home. And I pay good money for them to gas meself. Ironically, the one product that does not irritate me is bleach, the chemical that share half of it components with a WWI chemical agent. It disinfects, whiten, cut through most things, and it is cheap. I can even add it to my laundry. I have chosen my weapon, the old is new again. It is so much nicer to use a weapon that does not insist on mutural distruction.

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