Blog that Burning Bog

Burns Bog is burning again and all I can think of is someone should bring over some malted barley and make some whisky. That is pretty sad, on my part; but I cannot help it. Come to think of it, the city should really rename that bog. How can it not burn every few years if it is called Burns? It is like naming a gas station Kaboom! The Burns family no longer owns the land, so we should rename it, for luck’s sake. The McLaughlin family now owns it, but McLaughlin Bog is a little hard to pronounce. Plus, they have been trying to destroy the Bog for decades by developing it. Maybe we should sell the name like the name of a sports arena and use that money to buy it from the McLaughlin’s.