Dating Tax Credit

As Stephen Harper continues on his cross-country tax credit tour, I am feeling left out. Pensioners got a tax credit; parents got a tax credit; family with children in organized sports got a tax credit; and pensioners who have children in organized sports got three different credits all together. It is all very nice, but what about the not-yet-retired single person without jock offspring? I think I should be promised a dating tax credit. It has become clear from the credits promised that the Conservative Party wants people to retire and have sports playing children. That is very nice indeed. Would it not be better then to make dating and finding a mate more financially viable? That way there will be more retired parents of jocks. If we have to slave deep into the nights and weekends to make enough money to go on the noble pursuit of an eligible mate to make healthy babies, when can we possible be retirable? And if we are saving every penny towards retirement, how can we afford the expenses of dating? So, single people are the one in the most desperate need of a break. Since Mr. Harper has been playing Santa everywhere, I would like to know why I am not getting any presents. Is the Conservative Party anti-singles? It looks increasing so.