The Divine Points

It is abnormal to have two hundred-year storms hitting the gulf in the same year. Normally the interpreters of god would be out in full force telling us whom god is punishing and for what reasons. Curiously, there is not a sign this time. Since there is this vacuum of divined meaning, I will try my hands on it purely as an exercise. So here it goes.

The two Hurricanes make land on the coast from Mississippi to mid-Texas. The major industry most damaged there is oil. Nearly forty percents of the U.S. refining capacity are situated in this area. One can therefore deduce that god’s punishment is on oil related matters in the U.S. It so happens that the most important oil related matters at the moment are the two wars in which the U.S. is presently engaged. The commander-in-chief and his deputy of these two wars happen to be oilmen from Texas. God’s intention cannot be clearer. Since I am not god-fearing, all these are just crazy talks and mean nothing to me. But to the self-professed god-fearers, they should really take this to heart. I am just trying to help here.