No Fat No Sex

Pharmaceuticals are great things. A drug that block fat absorption has been recommended to the F.D.A. in the U.S. for over-the-counter sale. Traditionally there is one great fail proof and side effect free method of blocking fat absorption: not eating it. Limiting the consumption of fat has no side effects, we can stay regular and our panties clean. The one thing they still have not been able to solve is what to do with the fat we consumed and not processed. It just go in one end and out the other with excellent lubrication. A few years ago they tried the un-absorbable grease, and now a little pill. Either case, they are violent accidents-in-the-panties waiting to happen. Maybe that is part of the plan to combat AIDS, who would want to risk get into bed with any, however hot he or she is, if a few for these pill are ingested before dinner? The inability of abstinence on fat is just the perfect incentive for abstinence in sex. Maybe they should just hand these pills out in school. Kills two birds with one stone, so to speak. Need more toilets though.