Learish

You just have to give olde Bill his due—the guy certainly (re-)wrote some pretty timeless story. Just look at the palace of Alberta, is that not a King Lear in full displayed? Who would have known, least of all King Ralph, the children just cannot wait for the old man to go. After thirteen years as the Premier of Alberta, Ralph Klein announced that he will retire in October next year. As soon as that happened, the kids start to fight and the old man is being squeezed out. To say this is unbecoming is just too understated. Cruel, despicable and traitors are words that come to mind. Sure, I am no fan of Klein but still he deserves some respect and not be removed by a bunch of coyotes that he raised. Okay, may be he deserved it because he raised coyotes. But when Peyton Manning tries to squeeze himself into the picture, that is open feeding time. Poor Ralph, even the loser of losers tries to take a bite of him! Even Lear has a loyal daughter, where is Ralph’s Cordelia. Oh, poor Cordelia dies, never mind.